Brewer’s Blog #2: Beyond the Pale
In part 2, Brewer gets crafty and enters the lesser traversed realm of specialty lager. Can ol' Blighty claim some much needed retribution for Part 1's calamitous collapse? Read on...
Like every sequel, Episode 2 of Brewer’s Blog promises to be better than the first (in the way Terminator II was to its original not in the way Jurassic Park was to its). On this Judgement day we are taking a look at the UK and US Lagers. I am aware “Lager” could be considered a swear word at VRAVS but I am hoping, that on this occasion, the forgiveness of the readers can be granted if we precede 'Lager' with the buzz word “craft”.
Like every sequel, Episode 2 of Brewer’s Blog promises to be better than the first (in the way Terminator II was to its original not in the way Jurassic Park was to its). On this Judgement day we are taking a look at the UK and US Lagers. I am aware “Lager” could be considered a swear word at VRAVS but I am hoping, that on this occasion, the forgiveness of the readers can be granted if we precede 'Lager' with the buzz word “craft”.
Five Hop Lager
After the last blog’s narrow defeat, the battle of the five hops begins
with the UK’s Surrey based Brewery: Hog Back. Hog Back’s champion offering is
the ‘Five Hop Lager’ which is sold through the Marks and Spencer’s Supermarket
conduit (in a very non-craftlike way). The bottle sports a plain brown label to
follow suit, contractually, with the M+S ‘craft beer’ range. However, let’s
maintain an open non snobby mind (tricky for us wannabe hipsters). My
girlfriend couldn’t resist giving me her unwanted opinion, scribbling “cool
yellow graphics” across my tasting notes. Yes, the yellow does ‘pop off’ the
brown background however, it feels substandard in comparison to the serious
market competition surrounding brand packaging (such as Beavertown Brewery’s
use of vividly coloured “canistry”).
The addition of a deep hop flavour to a crisp lager finish is to be
applauded. A lager, being notoriously hard to brew, certainly has its place
within the craft scene. However, like with the bottle label, mixing too many
colours often results in an unwanted muddy brown shade. Sadly, this seems to
have been the case when Hog Back chose the hops for this beer. The choice of
five distinct flavours perhaps is a hop and a step too far. The overall taste
is indistinct and unfortunately the flavours do not complement each other as
well as they could.
In the UK Brewery’s defence, I potentially have not given them a crack
of the whip. It clearly states that this lager should be enjoyed “with Thai
food, or try it with classic battered fish and chips”. Regrettably I was
scoffing down the Christmas leftover Chocolate Yule Log whilst sampling said
lager which admittedly wounds the scientific ‘fair test’ ethos within me.
Overall: This ale/lager hybrid experiment gets passable results but its
ambition is not supported by its taste. Also, the purist in me has to knock
cool marks (and spencers) off for the large supermarket connection. 5 hops but
not 5 star.
Score: 6.5/10
Anchor California Lager
The USA Strikes back with another iconic drink: Anchor Brewing’s Anchor
California Lager. This beverage is accompanied by a heart warming story
involving the Gold Rush, ice ponds and a typical American Dream story making
the impossible possible (referring to the issues in Brewing Lager in a hot
environment in the 1800s)
Its use of the Californian Flag Bear on the label implies heritage and
is further engrained in the drinker’s mind as the iconic Grizzly shrewdly
appears again on the inside of the bottle top!The number of bubbles serves as a
reminder that this is a lager although it does capture the mixture of a fruit
and bitter taste of a good Ale. Following the colour analogy used earlier, the
cluster hops used in this beverage come together to give a rich well blended multi-toned
golden autumn yellow. I cannot concur with the “creamy head” claim (maybe
it is in the way it is pawed) but the head (and shoulders) of the American
Lager is above that belonging to England hog’s hop experiment.
Overall: One of the world’s best Lagers, on a par with a famous Lager found
on the East coast of American with initials BL (which may or may not appear
later in the Brewer’s Blog series).
Score: 8.5/10
Result
First blood Part II again goes to our transatlantic cousins. The
Anchor’s Bear had too much class and experience to be troubled by the greedy
ambitious Hog’s.

